February 2012
people online: you're so pretty im in love
people who live far away: you're so pretty im in love
people I know: wtf i didn't know cabbage could walk
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Checking out hot guys..
listentoyourseoul:
Expectation:
REALITY:
if a girl likes you: She will flirt with you, play hard to get, twirl her hair ect.
if a boy likes you: He will flirt with you, chat you up, talk to you ect.
if I like you: I will stalk you from a distance, make note of everyone you talk to (your friends, family ect.), I will get to know your interests and never, ever will I attempt to make a move. Then I will proceed to buy cats.
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Reblog if you're a fucking weirdo.
pika-pri:
You finally discover the most perfect man in the...
kellyjunghye:
b-i-g-b-a-n-g:
^ That dobby gif is SO FUCKING RELEVANT. ELF FTW!!!!!!
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If you don't reblog this, the person in your icon...
harry-styles-in-beanies:
brobecks:
Do you guys ever wonder what would happen if you just nonchalantly walked out of your house without saying anything to anyone or taking anything with you and just like walked in a random direction and never went back
b1a4 emoticons.
jinyoung: ✌( ` ∀ ´ )
cnu: (［・］ㅈ［・］)ゞ
sandeul: ヽ( ´ ㅂ ` )ノ
baro: ╰(°ー°)╯
gongchan: ☞(◠ㅅ◠)☜
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Tumblr is full of clothes you can’t wear, food you...
Mum: You never do anything for me.
Mind: I fake a smile.
I hide my problems from you to avoid you getting stressed.
I cover my scars.
I don't talk to you so you don't have to put up with me.
I pretend to be mentally stable.
Me: sorry.
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Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes.
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
fuckoffstrider:
i’m actually kind of afraid to meet my online friends
not because of the possibility of them being an online predator,
but because they’re gonna realize how much of a loser i am in real life. and think something like “wow have i really been friends with you this whole entire time”
January 2012
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oginome-san:
do you ever just watch someone on your dash and think about how much you want to be their friend but instead continue to lurk shyly and watch their every post
Me: Going to bed now! Goodnight guys!!
: *continues silently scrolling for an hour*
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me: meet my boyfriend
parents: why are you showing me your computer
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I'm an observant person.
ohsnapitsjackie:
If there’s something wrong with you or if you’re hiding something from me, I can tell. I think I know you well enough to know that you’re keeping something from me. Just because I don’t say anything about it doesn’t mean I don’t notice.
Almost everybody in the world listen to American...
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